I Offered Her My Shoe Stretcher
I saw this beautiful woman trying to jam her foot into a shoe clearly too small for her foot. I pulled out my shoe stretcher and lent her a hand. Yeah, I admit it, I carry a shoe stretcher…what can I say…I’m a soccer player in love with his shoes. When you play soccer, your feet sweat a lot (at least mine do), and then when the shoes dry they shrink just enough to make them uncomfortable the next time I need to put them on.
So, I pulled to the side of the road where she stood struggling with her pump. I think she thought I had a weapon, because she cocked her pump back ready to strike. Whoa, whoa! I said as I raised my hands innocently with the shoe stretcher in my hand!
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